stfugtfo

Stfugtfo's 10 rules about life...

1. Tripping on a flat surface can only be done by a professional.

2. Running into poles, doorways, and yes even parked cars is an amazing feat of wonderment.

3. Remember to keep your friends close but the hobo in the closet closer.

4. If someone asks you how to spell a word and you spell it wrong, don't worry. They didn't ask you how the dictionary spells it.

5. If you want something to happen, and some jerk says "when pigs fly." Throw the darn pig in the air!

6. It doesn't matter how you look on the outside, cuz other people dress worse.

7. If you have a relationship problem, buy a pet. They love you. No matter what shit you say or call them, they still love ya!

8. Be careful about getting a tattoo, because if you don't like it, too bad. That shit don't wash off with baby oil!

9. If you feel insecure about how you look, dress up as someone else!

10. Live life to the fullest! It's your life, and you've only got one!

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Current Residence: The wonderous world in mai head
Favourite genre of music: Soundtrack
Favourite style of art: TARDIVE DYSKENESIA!
Operating System: Ur mom
MP3 player of choice: I-touch
Shell of choice: Daimond conch
Wallpaper of choice: Pure black with neon splatter
Favourite cartoon character: Courtney - RLP
Personal Quote: Thanks to the wonders of the MENTAL HEALTH CLINIC, I know lots of people to stick with during WW3!